I dunno David, crucifixion might only harden their resolve

tell me more - did they put up a fight?

uhhh this isn't how stars work

I don't think the speech to text is working very well for this guy, unless Juniper's budget for their guides has really taken off

RSPCA shocked to walk in & find Kevin Rudd playing 70 simultaneous chess games against rows upon rows of cats

how fast do I need to run for this train to go slightly back in time

You get some great stuff looking through the logs of a game server

Who's going to tell this numbskull about drones

I love these stories ... as if the first thing to happen in a post-apocalyptic future wouldn't be nerds with their worthless monopoly money being pulled out of their bunkers and mercilessly wedgied

hmmmm