@Spadge Ms October sings to herself
"I used to be a hamster kit
I used to trundle around
But I couldn't take the dizziness
And had to settle down
"Now I'm scampering real straight
And yes, I gel my hair
You might think I'm crazy
But I sit in the larder all crouched
'Cause I can stuff food in my cheeks
"It's hip to be pouched
"It's hip to be pouched"