Jonas N

@d93jno
27 Followers
153 Following
198 Posts

Stumbled upon a new situation that annoys German border police yet makes my day:

[I hand over my passport, my emergency 20 euro note falls out]

Me: "Oh, I'm sorry. That's for a different border. As a Dutchman I don't need that here right?"

Dude: [grumpy grump grumpy voice]: "no"

Dude: [hands back passport, looks at woman next to me]

Woman: [hands over passport] "I only have Danish kroner"

I lost it.

As a completely random thought, apropos of nothing in particular, and in no way connected to Kier Starmer's statement of this morning, I think that the British people totally fail to give Harold Wilson the credit he deserves for not getting the UK involved in the Vietnam War.

(And if you're thinking this seems like a non-decision on something that could never have happened, remember that Australia *did* join the US in the Vietnam War. We absolutely could have got involved.)

With hindsight, we should have said "fuck that shit" when drum-machines came out in the 1980s, but we left the drummers to fight that war alone.

"First they came for the drummers, but I said nothing because I wasn't a drummer."

Here is the overall chart for #Cryptocurrency for anyone who was wondering!

Yes, this is the same for all shitcoins at some point 

Not quite sure how to get into Hall 2 at #Glasgow2024. Door 2B or not Door 2B? I guess that is the question.

@welshpixie

Step 1: install a 5kg CO2 canister & regulator under your kitchen sink because you are a maniac and desire a dedicated faucet for spicy water

Step 2: install a faulty electrovalve downstream of the CO2 regulator

Step 3: have a plumbing system with a slight negative pressure bias from the toilet system

Step 4: neglect to notice your CO2 tank slowly carbonating your whole household plumbing system

Honestly a work of art of unparalleled beauty.

The M/V Dali cargo ship, stuck in the Patapsco River for weeks after it brought down the Francis Scott Key Bridge, has been refloated this morning, according to the US Army Corps of Engineers.

Linux people, *please* understand this. Sometimes people need to run Windows.

They’re allowed to complain about Windows ads, or tracking, or any other enshittification problems, without you saying “use Linux” every time.

Update: I regret posting this.

Update 2: I've addressed the most common comments below. I'm muting this thread now. Lesson learned!

https://rubenerd.com/people-who-need-to-run-windows/

Rubenerd

By Ruben Schade in s/Singapore/Sydney/. 🌻

Yet another juggler gives up on their dreams
For the late crowd... Who gets to decide the meaning of a work of art? Its creators? Or those who consume it? What is Intentionalism? And amidst all that, is the July 1988 summer blockbuster movie Die Hard actually a Christmas film? https://open.substack.com/pub/jonnynexus/p/is-die-hard-a-christmas-movie?r=22juoo&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web
Is Die Hard A Christmas Movie?

...And what this question can tell us about the meaning of art

The Nexus Files