"caution, this route may contain unpaved roads“

You don't say?

Skeletons IV: the final chapter

Apparently the initial wonderment and awe was worth it. One of the skeles was holding my confession note.

I need to show her the movie Tremors before the next installment haha

Finally, it's over for good. The evil skeletons have been melted down and smashed with a hammer. That always works in horror movies.

(she's pretty sure I'm behind it somehow, but she's not entirely certain that our home isn't cursed)

I've been moving this skeleton around to spook my youngest daughter. She knows it's me but of course I insist I have no idea what's going on. It's like elf on the shelf, but slightly creepier.

I told her I threw it away on trash day to put an end to this nonsense. She was low key dosappointed, and legit surprised when it reappeared the next day. Of course I was shocked since "I THREW IT AWAY MYSELF!"

To make sure, once and for all, we distroyed and cracked it beyond repair before throwing it away today. There's no chance of the cursed object coming back now.

Except guess what four identical things are arriving in the mail today?