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Wife guy, Catholic dad, free-range parent, Tolkien aficionado, beekeeper/goat guy/poultry pal, frequent shanty listener.
WHY IN THE WORLD DOES T-SQL NOT SUPPORT REGEX????

@trackwork
the app I replaced, or the one I used to replace it? The app I used is called Tasker, which is an incredibly powerful Android automation app.

The app I replaced was called "Energy Ring Universal," which put a circular colored battery meter around my hole punch camera. It got some smarmy features slapped on, so I replicated its functionality myself.

Lady, commenting on 4/5 of my kids following me: Aw, it looks like you have a flock!

Me: Thanks! I think of them more like a herd.

4yo: Yeah! Because we're like BISON!!!

@imyke
Oh dear, these episodes are dangerous to my wallet...
Got it while still part of the zeitgeist, instead of like 3 years later.
@NotOfAssisi @Helmickeymouse
I had one for when it would get cold enough to freeze pipes, so I could run water overnight.
@Helmickeymouse
My oldest accidentally trained our youngest to get up early (they share a room), and now it's annoying her.
I can't believe this was 10 years ago!
Coming up on 36-ish straight hours of rain. ☺️
@adjectivewife
But I'm in the basement, and she's upstairs!