Alex Cranz

@cranz
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laser bong lyricist. tech critic
i’ve been flipping between these three books this week and it’s a pretty perfect way to explore American culture
at least, unlike 90% of social media, Claude can acknowledge it’s fuck ups
my brother: move to seattle!
me: i have seattle at home
kentucky derby it’s too soon
plants returned indoors before NYC turns into a hellosh combo of spring in seattle and fort worth
as someone who was just feeling absolutely miserable i will also encourage you to touch grass and go look at some trees. look at those trees! got no idea what a fascist is!
I did not realize until today baby geese look like that because it’s a camouflage.
this is a terrible framing because elon was always planning to leave DC as he’s always been a temp employee. he’s not returning to fix his company. he’s returning to stare at the ruins his politics have made of it.
Apple Classical finally getting it
I think i managed to break instagram like i broke tiktok