You wanted a public platform? Here ya go.

He can parade around with a crown and sceptre (NFT, value: $0 USD)

Those women look like they’re about to get sauced.

So said “The Peace President”

This is so much better than paying off a few (hundred / thousand) college loans.

The flag looks a whole lot easier to draw for people who have trouble counting all the way to 50.

David Steiner, who studied law specializing in mergers and acquisitions and sits on the board of FedEx?

1,000,000 lumen work light glasses. What kind of work, you ask? The Lord’s work.

Oops, sorry, you got Japan - Tokyo specifically. Best of luck.

No worries - your kids can pay for it with Afterpay