🛡️cr1mesc3ne🛡️

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Incident response, DFIR, Sr SOC analyst. Boomer Sooner!
🛡️cr1mesc3ne🛡️Oct 8, 2023
Upgraded to a schecter bass yesterday...wow.
In other news, my brother degloved his thumb with a little battery powered chainsaw yesterday. Fun times.
🛡️cr1mesc3ne🛡️Aug 15, 2023
If you live in an apartment that was converted from a business office...and you wfh...aren't you really working from work?
🛡️cr1mesc3ne🛡️Jul 28, 2023

If Voldemort used an unforgivable curse to leave that scar on Harry, and that curse was intent to kill...Bellatrix says the curses only work if you mean it.

Makes me infer that it was not mom's love that protected him from death, but Uncle Voldy's lack of hate or his actual love for Harry that protected him.

#tipsytyping

🛡️cr1mesc3ne🛡️Jul 16, 2023
Wife had a surgery a few days ago. She's in the after effects from the anesthesia with constipation. This morning said said she's mixing miralax into her coffee. This is a dangerous game 😭😭😭😂😂😂
🛡️cr1mesc3ne🛡️Jun 8, 2023
Find it funny folks mask up for smoke but had issues with it for COVID. I guess we need viral haze now lol
🛡️cr1mesc3ne🛡️Mar 30, 2023
Read an article today that suggests plants make sounds when in distress, popping and clicking. We just can't hear it... Let that sink in next time you mow your lawn 🤔😢
🛡️cr1mesc3ne🛡️Mar 7, 2023
I love John Stewart.
https://youtu.be/LaF2eDjTAPs
Jon Stewart takes Second Amendment Republican to task

YouTube
🛡️cr1mesc3ne🛡️Feb 1, 2023
DeSantis is a POS. Send toot.
🛡️cr1mesc3ne🛡️Jan 2, 2023
Oldest turned 20 today. Never wanted my baby to grow up. 😫
🛡️cr1mesc3ne🛡️Jan 1, 2023
Like five mins into god of war Ragnarok and I'm fucking bawling like a baby. 😢