Corey Morgan

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The enemy of stairs. Friend of dogs.
@rodhilton I am amazed that anyone believes this guy at this point.

I don’t know whether Mike Pence is running for president, but I do know we’ve already had six years with Pence as a national figure and at best, they were underwhelming.

We are literally at six Pence, none the richer.

He talked about electric cars. I don't know anything about cars, so when people said he was a genius I figured he must be a genius.

Then he talked about rockets. I don't know anything about rockets, so when people said he was a genius I figured he must be a genius.

Now he talks about software. I happen to know a lot about software & Elon Musk is saying the stupidest shit I've ever heard anyone say, so when people say he's a genius I figure I should stay the hell away from his cars and rockets.

@kylegriffin1 Tried to call meaning he was unsuccessful? Or did they help him at all?
@godpod different people.
@ygalanter This kind of stuff will put comedy writers out of work.
@MeidasTouch $5 says we learn in quick time that it’s predominantly being enforced against one group and barely at all against another.
@kathygriffin hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaha 1/999
@MeidasTouch Criminaling is a GOP rite of passage these days.
@godlessmom I picked other, only to add in, a couple of them are only good in parts so you could just watch pieces of episodes 1 and 2. Then pretty much ignore 7, 8, 9.