chronicler of gnarnia

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there's some gnar over here. oh and over here. there's a nice bit of gnar...
man, remember despacito?
Steve Jobs' full name was StephGom Jobbar
Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Jazz
other languages aren't immune, of course. I just find myself on stack overflow way more often when working on javascript

finding a bunch of js stack overflow posts that read like:

Hi, I'm looking for a way to dramatically incapacitate myself. This is what I have, but I'm not sure it's idiomatic.

> Your code will only break kneecaps. If it's incapacitation you're looking for, you can't ignore the eyes. Try this to gouge them out: ...

> That mode of gouging is outdated. Note that the official documentation also has improper gouging code. The code below is correct and will on mammals as well as invertebrates.

shitposting. it's not just a good idea. it's the LAW
"-mites", "-tites", whatever! I just call 'em "stalags"!
this whole time, I thought the internet was the mistake. but it wasn't. javascript was the mistake.

take me hoooome, Shai-Huluuuud
to the plaaace, I belooong

to arrakis, sandy planeeet
take me hooome
Shai-Huluuuud