I feel like I'm drowning when I'm high but I think I'm just noticing sensations in my throat I don't normally notice. Does anyone understand wtf I'm saying

good one, vice

Have they thought about NOT having a mandatory military conscription

he covered his confederate flag up with Confederate flag 2: electric boogaloo

Everyone said when i come to Arkansas, i gotta try the chocolate gravy and the purple milkshake. Here they are! They live up to the hype

Usually when i have dreams where i have long hair, it's really dysphoric. But last night i dreamed that i spent a long time growing out my hair. It was like Hanako's hair from yuru Yuri. I was proud of it

I'm driving through Texas on my way to Arkansas, and I saw this 20 ft Transformer in Elmo, Texas.