Colin Tucker

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Geek who resides in Canberra.

*internally screaming* 😳

My son was born around this time!

Oh lawd he comin' ⛈️ #CBR
Yes, I meant to cook them like that. Absolutely.
Influenza seasons over the past seven years in the United States. It's almost as if getting COVID over and over again completely fucks up your immune system ... 😏 #COVID #Influenza
Oh boy, shit is getting REAL now. 😱
Put your lobsters out for some Guy. 😂🦞 #vicpol #auspol

My little 3yo was out Christmas shopping with his mum the other day, and she said he could pick one thing special to take home.

He came to her with not one but two of these bauble things below, which are full of little chocolates inside.

She reminded him no sweetie, mummy said you can only take just one thing, OK? And he said "No, I want to take another one to give to Daddy, to make him happy."

My heart. ❤️😭

Can't believe I've been going this long on the OTHER bird app #duolingo 😱
Lights are up! 🎄🎅
Dinner of champions! 🇧🇷🤤