I may unironically apply for the rat tsar because I actually meet most of their qualifications lol

They'd just have to change the title to Rat Tsarina. 

Omg the job description reads like a fucking meme  

"Do you have what it takes to do the impossible? A virulent vehemence for vermin? A background in urban planning, project management, or government? And most importantly, the drive, determination and killer instinct needed to fight the real enemy – New York City’s relentless rat population?"