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I like pie.

*ahem* I've been making websites professionally since 1996, but I never expected that would lead to social media and subsequently the collapse of society. Sorry. I always preferred Gopher anyways. #EternalSeptember

I #code in #perl and #python, have two kids with #autism, like #comics and #scifi, and have strange ideas about sandwiches.

It's 2025 and we still have no good tools for filtering and sorting email.

Today in unnecessary AI: iTerm2 version 3.5

The new AITerm feature will allow you to find and possibly automatically run(!) commands. How could *that* go possibly wrong? Plus it takes all the fun out of looking up the proper incantation on Stack Overflow

@ZachWeinersmith Autotune and bland corporate tastes have already done a number on the music industry, so AI really can't make it much worse.
I wonder who will get the blame for killing off self-checkout โ€“ small-time shoplifters, big-time organized crime, or Boomers.
Work is ditching timecards based on time spent on tickets, to much rejoicing. Ahh, no more lies.

it is 1824. I drink from a lead cup as children clock in at the factory. I dislike the King.

it is 1924. I drink from a lead cup as children clock in at the factory. I dislike the King.

it is 2024. I drink from a lead cup as children clock in at the factory. I dislike the King.

Oh boy, I sure love that NPR spent 3 minutes on the escalating beef between two female rap stars.
Solving the Trolley Problem

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Work upgraded Jira this weekend and for pity's sake, Atlassian, get some UI/UX experts on your team. Wait... forget experts, just get someone who once watched half a TED talk about UX and whatever they'll produce will be better than this.
Sometimes when Iโ€™m having a particularly lousy day, I say โ€œComputer, end program.โ€ You know, just in case.