Sometimes there is nothing as uplifting as lending your voice to the glorious chorus! Except that Gary's vibrato is really annoying.

Thinking fondly of the week I filled in for the pre-school teacher. Though I was the teacher, which of us really learned the greatest lessons of all? The children, of course. I taught them moQbara!

I call this "Drinks Are On the House."

With the future on the line, there's only one course of action: Time to steal us some whales.

It is Parachute Day in the gym! Reminder to all participants to bring their signed Permission Slip and adhere to the strict No Farting In the Parachute rule!

I am enjoying a day off at Risa's Temtibi Bay Water Park Adventure Cove. Soon I shall conquer the lazy river, and the mightiest waves in the wave pool will not take me down. Please ignore Brad and his Parmaqqay.

I am filling in for the music teacher today due to an unfortunate mushroom-related mishap. Rest assured my little musical warriors WILL conquer Hot Cross Buns, and none in the audience shall remain unmoved by the shriek of our glorious recorder onslaught.

Remember, how you communicate is almost as important as what you communicate. Do it honorably.

By Kahless's beard, what was in that bloodwine last night???