Mastodawn

civilized 👑Dec 7, 2023

Happy to report I'm unemployed again for the holiday season, which has the perks of not spending Xmas day huddled over a laptop with a plate of cold roast dinner while trying to deal with whatever nightmarish 0day has just dropped.

Having said that, I'm looking for any opportunities across the detection and response spectrum (incl hunt/engineering/misc) that can be performed from Hobart, Tasmania.

If you know of anything on the DL, please get in touch, this job market in general is horrific, I will take any leg up I can get.

civilized 👑Dec 7, 2023

I'm back after forgetting to log into this platform for a good few months. Again.

civilized 👑Mar 23, 2023

Welp I forgot I had an account on here.

civilized 👑Jan 11, 2023

eevee 🦊Jan 11, 2023

chatgpt is predictive text.
chatgpt is predictive text.
chatgpt is predictive text.
chatgpt is predictive text.
chatgpt is predictive text.

it's not even answering questions. it just pattern-matches that the next text after something that looks like a question is most often something that looks like an answer

civilized 👑Jan 1, 2023

Oh wow it's so fucking good to be home. Travelling is EXHAUSTING.

civilized 👑Dec 30, 2022

Glass Onion was fantastic. Wouldn't change a thing.

civilized 👑Dec 22, 2022

Darius Kazemi Dec 18, 2022

How to have a "beach body":

1) You're already 70% water, which is a good start

2) Replace the other 30% with sand

civilized 👑Dec 19, 2022

Chris Trottier Dec 19, 2022

So @.joinmastodon got unbanned from Twitter.

This is the first tweet that they sent after the unbanning:

"As a company from eastern Germany, we know that building a wall to try and keep people from leaving isn't a good idea."

What a response!

civilized 👑Dec 18, 2022

I need someone to be excited about WoW RWF with me 😭

I'm recovering from a viral illness and basically binging the twitch streams for the top guilds competing 24/7.

Shout out if you're following the race so we can be hype together (as hype as one can be when half dead)

civilized 👑Dec 14, 2022

There seems to be a huge amount of anticipation and/or anxiety about what this year's holiday 0-day gift to security engineers and responders will be.

Highly recommend unemployment, it's so nice to just not give a fuck this year and know my Xmas won't be ruined.