Tops on Mastodon being like
| Pronouns | He/him |
| @chton |
| Pronouns | He/him |
| @chton |
@citrustwee oh hey there you are! it's been a long time and i thought you had vanished into the fog of the fediverse.
Happy birthday!
Me: "I haven't checked in on Mastodon in ages, I should take a look there"
Mastodon: "Clearly what you need is your entire Local Timeline column filled with tiddie. Just hours and hours of tiddie and porn. Enjoy."
Caring on a personal level about people on the birdsite I've never met was a mistake. No matter how much you care about them or they seem to care about you, they don't give a rats ass when push comes to shove.
I just wish I knew how to stop.
I tooted that and then the house started shaking.
uhm. help?