I want this
My stepdad made me this gorgeous table for Christmas.
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/medus4_cdc/status/1619750908933595136
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chris_ok
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Disaffected lefty mormon, Sci-fi & Fantasy nerd, board gamer, hiker. No idea how mastodon works
Abolition, now.
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/NomeDaBarbarian/status/1619152304091037696
My city friend just told me sometimes when he's in the country at night he hears "Coyotes and banjos"
He assures me these are both animals
So now I need to spend my day trying to figure out what animal he thinks is called a banjo
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/JenLRossman/status/1619022941949423616
Well fuck I finally got covid
Reminding myself how to find birth with an analog watch & the sun and this article just comes right out & says that watches with a movable bezel w degree markings are for taking bearings.
Me:
Ah yes bc increasing policing is clearly the only possible response to speeding in one's neighborhood. As I understand it, much of the point of the defund movement is to stop our knee-jerk use of policing to solve problems and spend a lot of that money solving problems with other
You could try policing this more, but you might not like the results
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/SaysSimonson/status/1616934471101550593
less trigger-happy tools*
*Double meaning absolutely intended
*Double meaning absolutely intended
This vehicle is absolutely psychotic.
Misfiring the unlock button at after school pickup and pepper spraying my kids from the side mirrors as they're zapped by the electrified door handles I left armed
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/EoinHiggins_/status/1617553980820975617
https://twitter.com/JohnSmillie42/status/1617181570787430400
Imagine it's Sunday morning. You've been allowed to sleep in as long as you want, and you have no chores or responsibilities all day. There's fresh fallen snow on the ground. Your mom makes Cinnamon rolls and serves you breakfast. But you're almost 3, so you are blind with rage.
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/JohnSmillie42/status/1617181570787430400
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“Imagine it's Sunday morning. You've been allowed to sleep in as long as you want, and you have no chores or responsibilities all day. There's fresh fallen snow on the ground. Your mom makes Cinnamon rolls and serves you breakfast. But you're almost 3, so you are blind with rage.”