Not sure how I ended up on any kind of list that made them think, here's a guy who would give Turning Point USA money, but somehow I'm getting mail from Erika Kirk.

I was getting toots from the future this evening!

This is my kind of DIY home repair

I'm not saying it's been hot in North Carolina this week. I'm just saying that a frog jumped on my windshield and cooked itself to death.

Is it a bad sign when your doctor's office has vultures perched above the doorway?

Every year, I get through Christmas and think to myself, now that it's January, I'll get my weight under control. And every year, I'm completely blindsided by the fact that my daughter starts selling Girl Scout cookies in January.