Is there any fiction out there about the ghosts of disabled people where the ghost keeps the disability? Beyond peg legged pirates or one-eyed scoundrel sort of stereotypes.

Blood Fest is the best horror movie I’ve seen this year. So funny, so gratuitous, so full of terrible things happening to characters you can’t help getting attached to. @[email protected]

Greetings, mysterious medical thing which I was previously ignoring and am now seeing a doctor for. Soon the oracles shall reveal the secrets hidden in my offering of blood, and remedy against you will be known.

Now the ad algorithm is showing me Christian propaganda movies. Jesus, Twitter, just give everyone a demographic survey and give up on this shitty algorithm of yours.

The more advertisers I block, the weirder the ads get. I just saw something called “free drug world” that said something about educators and 11 year olds. It was unclear what their product was.

One thing I hate about Twitter is how it’s often a slushy celebrity gossip tabloid run by a hive mind that gleefully despises the humanity of people with varying levels of fame, and flips out when those people don’t follow the script for their public personas.

Tonight spouse and I watched Haxan, a bizarre silent film from 1922 that’s like a bad History Channel doc about witches but with *really good* re-enactments, and the quivering tongue of The Devil is a main character. #horror

Look, Twitter, I know you get paid either way, but people are paying you to advertise their meat and sports ball products to a vegetarian who doesn’t even watch the Super Bowl commercials any more.

My new game is blocking Twitter advertisers.

Report: that new mango dragon fruit thing at Starbucks is terrible.