you don't even want to have sex you little freak you just think it's a good time to curse the participants
dr. hyland's tailmaw caught ya peekin
i think it's like this basically
"why are you playing time-wasting free-with-ads games that are not very good, dear karma" well i'm at work. and i'm bored. and i don't want to do the various productive things i absolutely could be doing, like crochet, drawing, studying japanese, or, not to put too fine a point on it, my job. i am tired and i feel bad and i want to cook my stupid brain. that'll teach it to think so much.
fascinated and bemused by the time-wasting free-with-ads web game i just played because the final culmination of a bunch of resource-gathering and leveling was to release a dragon from its chains and then walk up to it and let it devour you. an unavoidable loss even at full health and resources. which would be an entirely decent horny game premise if i thought it was doing it on purpose. instead i suspect either it didn't register correctly that i'd gone through the lengthy and tedious process of acquiring the "dragon sword;" or it was hiding the true ending from me because i didn't buy all the unlocks, the one remaining unlock requiring a fourth instance of an item where only three were ever provided to me during the game. not very good. not a good game
(blanksword, maid day) they're both getting mold everywhere. unsanitary