Hello not-bird site!

I'll keep up my occasional professional-but-sarcastic posts about security, but starting with a personal update:

After I got really bad post-COVID brain fog (ironic) I took a leave of absence from work to spend some time actually resting and focusing on my main hobby -- sailing. I spent every weekend (bar the ones I was out with COVID) this year sailing on Matthew Turner, and almost the entirety of my 3 months of leave as well, it was great.

I did lose a phone to the ocean though, goodbye Pixel 4a5g you are now perfectly secure and perfectly useless in your new home.