Cliff Cumber

@cgcumber
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Communications pro, comic artist, geek dad, XBox game player. Wizened old fart. Get off my lawn. I regret nothing, and everything. I WILL follow you.
What did I miss?
Sorry all. I'll get my coat.
Neither did she.

He said, "I still love the Vista, baby."*

[*Sorry.]

Complete waste of money. He just stands there, applauding a bit, telling me how smooth and white it is.
"For god's sake, breathe, Jerry -- BREATHE!"
"Who's there?"
"To."
"To who?"
"To whom."
"Don't you ever get tired of the smell of carrots," one says.
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
"Because I'm trying to examine you."