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@cerespluto
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my favourite animals are humans ๐Ÿฆ studying you all under my microscope ๐Ÿ”Ž
archaeologist, dyke, and dyke enthusiast
they/them only per favore
Pronounsthey/them/themself
Allergic toFruit
i also made some sewing needles :) all from the same bone, made exclusively with handtools
made a bone hairneedle for my @AnarchoWalrus :))
รผbrigens nach mehreren tagen digitalitรคt und indoor-existenz hat mich dieses umgraben von erde wieder sowas von in die Realitรคt geblastet dass ich mal wieder der meinung bin wir mรผssen alle min 1 stunde pro tag nackt in der erde rumwรผhlen. for our mental health.
i looove my frieeendsss we were at a little bday sitting in the garden and my friend mentioned that they wanted to clear out a bramble patch to make space to sit by the river, and because we are a bunch of silly archaeologists and had had 1 beer, we started digging up the garden ๐Ÿ‘ done in 20mins btw most efficient teamwork youve ever seen can only be done bc we've dug holes together for 5 years and counting. give us a shovel and some beer and we will remake your entire back yard easypeasy
nรคchstes jahr mache ich einen talk: "wie redet mann hรถflich und ohne arrogante misogynie mit anderen menschen - an introduction"
men love to talk my ear off while i look disinterested at the CCC waffelstand
oh he really likes blueberry juice. bliss ๐Ÿ’–
to whom it may concern....
also the other day i fucked up so bad at ordering my food that the cashier sincerely asked me if i was doing okay. #no
just saw a video of a horse drinking apple juice for the first time. fucking imagine ur a horse and ur favourite food is apple and also water is amazing because you are a horse and then you get to try fuckinh appel juice. if i was that horse i would be so happy :)