CEJohnson

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Show threadCEJohnsonMay 8, 2023
@freakwater did you not read the bottom line of text? Now we’re all gonna be in trouble! (Yes, bad sarcasm is my specialty.)
Show threadCEJohnsonApr 30, 2023
@bedirthan indeed, but I reckon the grace with which Rimondo handled that made him a lot of fans favorite non-Sounder. Dude really rose to the moment when we were at among our worst.
CEJohnsonApr 21, 2023
Tristan LouisApr 21, 2023

I've decided to ACTIVELY decouple from Twitter: Every day, I go back and DM at least 10 of my followers, telling them I've moved here and to follow me here instead (I remove them as followers after that DM). A number of them have set up accounts as a result.

Please do the same if you're more active here than on #Twitter That's how you can help the #twittermigration

Boost if you agree.

#spreadmastodon

Show threadCEJohnsonApr 11, 2023
@roland @skinnylatte I came here to say this.
Show threadCEJohnsonApr 5, 2023
@nothe @bedirthan Tell him he really didn’t get enough in exchange for his soul?
CEJohnsonApr 4, 2023
Ken WhiteApr 3, 2023

Whittier College made some of the most absolutely mind-blowingly bumptious defamation threats against a client that I’ve seen in my career. So I wrote about it.*

*nothing I do online is the fault of my firm or clients

https://popehat.substack.com/p/berating-the-bumptious-whittier-colleges

Berating The Bumptious: Whittier College’s Extraordinary Threat Letters

Seriously, Though, Don’t Write Letters Like This

The Popehat Report
Show threadCEJohnsonMar 16, 2023
@BathysphereHat @mjfgates I love Lapis tho. I never feel guilty giving her the manure because I know she’ll put it to good use.
Show threadCEJohnsonMar 14, 2023
@BathysphereHat @mjfgates Sorry about responding to something that’s a month old, but Alcryst is the worst, sure, yet neither of his retainers are exactly teeming with self-confidence. It’s like a three-way fight to see who can be the giver in their codependencule.
CEJohnsonFeb 27, 2023
@60pencilgirl @djwfyi in the US, I reckon this was enhanced by the disease skewing so much older. As people died earlier than they would have otherwise, the US Gov’t picking some, most, or all of the tab along the way, they didn’t expend their assets in old age as they expected to thus transferring that wealth to their kids in larger and more intact chunks.
Show threadCEJohnsonFeb 19, 2023
@skinnylatte I love using CPAP while camping, but that’s because I want the cold air on my face when I sleep in a cozy, warm sleeping bag. Since I never use the humidifier, I never have the condensation problem.