Makes sense. We all remember the part of the Bible where literally Satan tempted Jesus with authority over all the kingdoms of the earth if he would only bow down, and Jesus said “Cool, now I can make everyone live the way they should. You got yourself a deal, Satan.”

I did the same, but I got out in front of it by never saying anything useful in the first place.

You think this is funny? Well, this picture says otherwise.

*Mag

They had me in the first half, not gonna lie.

Fork found in kitchen.

And if you flee, you don’t have to be faster than Phase 2 Eternal Caesar. Just faster than your fellow senators.

Cassius: Okay I gotta admit this soundtrack is fire though.

Sure, Iraq and Iran have both been disasters for the US, but have you heard how well our operation in Iraf is going?

Well, admitting it is the first step.