🦶CatSalad🐈🥗〰️Beige.🎉

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there have been some questions about my tattoo and what it signifies, and what that means for my campaign.

to be clear: it is a product of its time and of peer pressure. i am not the same person i was when i got a full back tattoo of christopher walken's face from the vhs box art of the prophecy.

thank you to all who use alt text (especially on the beige)

and a big fuck you get off my instance to those who don't

I was talking to my husband about how he has really nice dark and thick eyelashes, similar to the smoke show that is Richard from LOST, and he was like"STOP! you're going to make my confidence hit the ceiling!" and I was like "Babe, you're already up on the skylight with your balls slapping against the window like an agitated baboon" so don’t tell me I don’t know about romance.
One of the most entertaining things about Mastodon is that I can read a thread of something like 27 posts and still have absolutely no clue of what it’s about. There are so many varied interests here of which I know nothing that I can do that every single day and still find new stuff about which I am completely clueless.
Testing please ignore
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@NuclearOatmeal @cR0w @catsalad *peeks from the ceiling* 

When all these people act like this Epstein Files problem is too big, and there's no way we could possibly round up, and prosecute all the people in them, remember, in the last year around 400,000 people have been arrested by ICE.

This isn't a Witch Hunt, it's a Rapist Hunt.

THERE IS NO HONOR WITHOUT ALT TEXT.