TIL Rick Springfield's butt.
#RichardSpringthorpe #ZOOT

Do I have to? Sounds like a lot.

I would rather my pizzas not cause outrage, thank you.

"Alexa, throw me out on my ear."

Finally, some good news.

My Murph-a-durf

Stronger than any mountain cathedral
Truer than any tree ever grew
Dumber than