Lmao, casual Tuesday in 2026:
US President casually threatens to yeet an entire civilization into oblivion forever… then treats it like a slick “Art of the Deal” move.
Funny how if it’s actually serious, he always drops it right after Friday market close. Can’t ruin the weekend vibe with panic selling.
This isn’t foreign policy.
It’s reality TV superpower diplomacy where deleting countries = negotiation.
Peak clown world.