Do not be the sort of lawyer who sends an “emergency” message to your opposing counsel at 11:00 on a Saturday night of a holiday weekend that you cannot open the attachment to an email he sent you in March.

“Who dares rub my belly?” #CatsOfMastodon

It’s like she doesn’t want me to have a productive day or something. #CatsOfMastodon

Ironically, the solution to having too much caffeine last night before bed is to have too much caffeine this morning.

Thumbs up to the dad walking his kid to school this morning in a bathrobe and flip-flops.

Let’s all recreate this iconic scene from [checks notes] the original Jurassic Park.

Sunset, sakura, and the Purple Monorail #tokyodisneyland

もっと桜!