Sitting at the coffee shop and pretending to be on the phone with the stock market: yeah, put thirty on dow *winks at a man next to me* haha money am I right?

Just kidding. I hide my cash in the walls as is family tradition.

I bought some hair oil from Hexennacht called loup-garou and now I smell like whatever the French version of a werewolf smells like (cigarettes and chewed up mimes)

The notes are actually "silver amber, fur, lunar musk" and no idea what any of those are, but it's VERY nice! Clean and slightly incense-y. My hair feels soft too!

Last month I got super stoned and went to the dinosaur museum. The place was packed and 100 degrees CELSIUS, but I had a good time.

Here's a selfie of me being sweaty next to a long deceased Triceratops head. It isn't the best picture I've ever taken of myself, but it IS the first one since I lost 30 pounds!

Also, gotta post the famous mummified dino because it's one of the coolest things I've ever seen.