I want mastodon but with 140 characters. I don’t want the world.

@Driverminnie wotcha. This place is a bit like the olden days innit. White dogshit excluded.

New platform. Same old murderer.

People keep talking about ‘Linux’ like that’s actually a real thing.

Sorry lads, but I don’t think I will ever add a CW for calling Elon Musk a cunt.

Elon Musk is a cunt. Pass it on.

The first post one makes on a new social media platform should set the tone for the account really.
Oh.