Armagideon Time

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Gideon/Zhalya/Russell/Lake • Name dragon • Horny on main • Dyke Nukem • The stone block from Minecraft • Sir Swagsalot • The least French French person you've ever seen • Jerma689 • Space fae • Fire elemental • CEO of looking gay • Certified "Most Valid Seadweller" • "Lee Harvey Oswaldsbian" • Lesbianification machine • A himedere, apparently • Motherfucker Unlimited •••••

Non-binary stone butch lesbian
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גיורת
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System:
- Zhalya
🔥 - Sekmet

Fictionkin • RP rarely •••••
(You are allowed to call me kin names except the Japanese names; I'm white) •••••

Literally do NOT fucking call me "cute", learn other words •••••

Unlikely to accept a follow request if you're not on trollian.space •••••
"you must understand, this is a premium pet bowl made of fine china broken and then repaired with the ancestral japanese technique of kintsugi and inlaid with emeralds from apartheid south africa, the very best for your beloved animal companion... oh yeah we can make you a silo, just give robin a walmart coupon"
not enough gay sex in the news, stopped watching
it's so weird when a woman is into a man, it's just not right
jerma has a lot of good takes but
1) he says shit in insane ways
2) his chat is fucking mean
snuckin into the convent and fuckin those nuns so good they convert to judaism
in africa, it doesn't matter if you're gay, straight or bisexual, at the end of the day, it's night - osvaldo12
hold on lemme just- *performs mitosis 5 times and kills the last one*
we need a comics about dyke nukem where a lesbian blows up a burger king and then fucks very old women
don't 👏 call 👏 yourself 👏 a fujoshi 👏 if you don't 👏 even 👏 know 👏 enkidu 👏
ca-dmv bot: "melon soda" could be interpreted as breast milk

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