Mads "Nerd Seducer" Viande

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69 Followers
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I'm here to bully cuties & demand admiration, & frankly I don't even know where to start

if we haven't interacted on main I'm not gonna accept yr follow req

Pronouns:she/her
Sweet DommePain/restraint Switch
Gay/BiTrans Wombynt
Mads "Nerd Seducer" ViandeAug 15, 2019
people who give bad and lazy head are the bourgeoisie and people who give good and artful head are the proletariat
Mads "Nerd Seducer" ViandeAug 12, 2019
thinking about a boi with warm hands touching my butt while cuddling, exclaiming about how cold I am, and instinctively pulling me closer to warm me up
Mads "Nerd Seducer" ViandeAug 10, 2019
calling @Comrade_Hilton a fake thot to neg him into posting more lewds
Mads "Nerd Seducer" ViandeAug 9, 2019

I am what you might call a "bitey kisser"

(it's more nibbling but that doesn't sound as good)

(I'm also a bitey everything else, whoops)

Mads "Nerd Seducer" ViandeJul 31, 2019
my future child: this mean kid called Dad a thot!
future me, looking thoughtfully at my baby daddy: well, they weren't wrong
Mads "Nerd Seducer" ViandeJul 25, 2019
I gotta stay humble cause my self-esteem is never more than 30 microns too low for me to get all "the mass adoption of 'switch' over 'vers' for the intermediary position between 'top' and 'bottom' in vanilla sex is anti-faggot erasure" on main
Mads "Nerd Seducer" ViandeJul 21, 2019
dudes who do gay porn photoshops have HEARD of the human sexual arousal response
Mads "Nerd Seducer" ViandeJul 9, 2019
legally, ethically, logically, nobody has to think I'm hot... but statistically some of you Must!
Mads "Nerd Seducer" ViandeJul 9, 2019
you have like ten minutes tops
Show threadMads "Nerd Seducer" ViandeJul 9, 2019
in the mood to drop the kind of pussy that leaves a demigod so thoroughly debauched he spontaneously acquires a human tongue and falls deeply in love with the next king he lays eyes on