I prefer this version myself.

I think Slackware would be more:
Sits in the back of the room quietly working, well wearing a three piece plaid suit and smoking a pipe. Depending on the day the pipe may contain tobacco, marijuana, and/or mushrooms. Still uses a slide ruler because its stable tech.
No they do not have copies of every Bitlocker key.
Bitlocker by default creates a 48-bit recovery code that can be used to unlock an encrypted drive. If you run Windows with a personal Microsoft account it offers to backup that code into your Microsoft account in case your system needs recovered. The FBI submitted a supoena to request the code for a person’s encrypted drive. Microsoft provided it, as required by law.
Bitlocker does not require that key be created, and you don’t have to save it to Microsoft’s cloud.
This is just a case of people not knowing how things work and getting surprised when the data they save in someone else’s computer is accessed using the legal processes.
Already downloaded and built it on Slackware.
Was able to get Fallout 3 running on it without mods or community patches. Working fairly well, as long as its run windowed fullscreen I can tab out and back without it crashing.
Azumanga Dioh The Sisters Grimm Darkwing Duck Gargoyles Fraggle Rock Phineas and Furb Animaniacs
Just some off the top of my head that I have enjoyed rewatching recently
Mozilla using rapey techbro language.
Mozilla: “You said you didn’t want it, but I know you really do. So shut up and enjoy it. If there is issues you can just kill it and it won’t come back.”
So done with their bullshit. After 25 years they have lost my trust.