Eldest just bit the head off a gingerbread man and hissed "I shall be avenged"
Think he's growing up just fine
Andy Burn
@burn
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Currently being kept sane by two wonderful children, a love of chiptunes and the existence of Escape Goat
Ahhhh, the monthly rite of "whacking my keyboard against my desk and throwing away the crap that falls out" is a cleansing fire of horrible satisfaction
I'm listening to Christmas music and there's nothing you can do to stop me
Of all the things I expected to have to do in preparation for a holiday with a 4 and a 6 year old, buying a Powerwolf album for them to listen to on the way was not on my list
Alpha: "Daddy, what are seals?"
Me: "Well, you remember when we watched Blue Planet?"
Alpha: "No silly, not that kind. The ones the Elder Gods are behind."
So proud.
There are things you hear your children say from another room that cause sudden panic, and "let's have a wee battle" is surely among the worst
Alpha, eating a croissant: "Daddy, do you know how to make these?"
Me: "No, I'm not a good baker"
Alpha: "Do bakers know how to make them?"
Me: "Sure"
Alpha: "Bakers must be scientist magicians"
Fair assessment.
"0% chance of precipitation today" proclaims Google confidently through the raindrops smeared across my phone's screen
37 years old and only today considered the existence of the word "vincible"
Advanced technology, sorcery, indistinguishable, etc etc
https://www.inverse.com/article/45358-vr-headsets-vr-apps-immersive-nvidia-adobe