Why are there two toilets? What kind of toilet has no seat but a platform for your feet? Is that woman’s face caving in? Maybe you should do a study on that. Why is the doorknob like that? What is above the second toilet?

I don’t think many people in America are going to see an eclipse today.

Trump says he’s 215. I’m 230. 🤔

It’s cooled down to 98 degrees, so now we’re ready to see Brandi Carlile and Pink.

Ugly Kid Joe. Now there’s a name I haven’t thought of in 30 years.

I’m guessing I found this handmade wooden puzzle at my grandfather-in-law’s farm sale. You could say it’s cheating to write a computer program to solve it, but I’d argue it’s a lot more fun and intellectually stimulating.

I’ve got a bad habit of acquiring microcontrollers for projects I never do.

I don’t know what kind of black mold grows in a sealed tub with rubbing alcohol, hydrogen peroxide, and epsom salts, but I probably just threw out the cure to humanity’s ailments in my spring cleaning.