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@georgetakei now, that’s one bird that I wish wasn’t real.
@Ciaraioch erm…so…they’re technically ‘domesticated avian theropods’…
@grant are you vying for the thrown of Turd Mountain?
@siege Oxford Knot Tagliatelle
Feet: A biblical euphemism for genitals

@siege don’t make me have to do Gnosticism jokes at 430 am. I’m not a young man. I can’t stunt like that, no more.
@hotdogsladies I don’t want to break the don’t be creepy rule, but thanks for over a decade of helping me get out of my own way. You’re my non-problematic Robert Bly.
@siege don’t forget to put their food up where your sorcerer can’t get at it. I had a buddy that had to give his sorcerer insulin shots everyday because it go into the neighbor’s outdoor wizards’ food for years.