bretto

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I write software for Apple branded pocket computers.
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iOs Dev Bloghttps://ampersandsoftworks.com/
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brettoApr 17, 2019
Not only did Hollywood change the plot, but they also whitewashed it. But good on them for getting Scorseseā€¦
brettoFeb 26, 2019
TFW you discover a circular retain cycle in your code that's so complicated it makes a really beautiful circle.
brettoFeb 2, 2019

When your partyā€™s cleric finds a ranged weapon.

Or:

#revengejesus

brettoNov 30, 2018
TFW your app that that is specifically meant for couples communicating starts giving you some horny, adultery vibes. https://mastodon.cloud/media/3WUpVNoYPwW8UcHdoZ4
brettoNov 7, 2018
This Florida Airbnb features the latest in beach game technology. https://mastodon.cloud/media/ghV_KGaEea-7d-a1yMw
brettoNov 3, 2018
Truly the most magical goddamn place on earth. https://mastodon.cloud/media/KDQsSNWhkdB-LOkPHD0
brettoOct 31, 2018

Donā€™t mind me, just doing a wholesome search online for Psyduck images onlineā€¦

*seconds later*

Thatā€™s gonna be a fucking yikes from me dog. https://mastodon.cloud/media/ggjYt0yO-IqmEBdYz2E

brettoOct 23, 2018
TFW you point your pop filter at the ceiling. https://mastodon.cloud/media/IVeoAWJGVhNdWgPAR8E https://mastodon.cloud/media/xUsvnqytsHQKMnq6XEM
brettoAug 27, 2018
Genuinely concerned with the messaging my kidā€™s elementary school.
brettoAug 26, 2018

I swear Iā€™ve been reading this as ā€œAs Seen On TVā€ for the last couple of hours.

I just now realized they aimed so much lower.