I used to say annoying things to seem edgy, cool. But I've grown. Now I say annoying things for no reason

If I was named Cole I'd run for mayor & introduce Cole's Law to ban coleslaw then get impeached days later for spending city funds on a really big gazebo

Does anybody have pictures of the "that bullshit doesn't work on me man" conversation which includes the nazi screaming about Venezuela and rebooting?

Do I want to eat the broccoli? no
But am I committed to lifestyle changes that will benefit my health? again no

I am a mighty, strong man. I can take seven punches to the head. Eight and I will explode like Dr Robotnik at the end of the level

When my mom says I'm only allowed to bring one action figure to play with in the dentists waiting room

Listen if I want to down 8 rum and cokes, rent a Bird and splatter myself all over the hood of your 1996 Elantra that is my right and privilege