"Now that it's back on track we're thrilled to announce we'll be derailing it again shortly"

Yeah I know what that's like x-men

Offended on behalf of Burgundians everywhere

Always dorkest just before the down

Tom Clancy, not a man known for advocating restraint in the use of military force, once wrote a whole novel about how this was a Bad Idea

Jesus in this thumbnail like "you seeing this? ugh, this fuckin guy"

Oooo, a price update. Are there release notes for this update? Can I see what exciting new features my price update will bring? Those old prices were so fusty and outdated, I'm so glad Netflix is updating them.

I am begging someone, anyone, to please for the love of God take the word "iconic" away from journalists

We must obtain this amulet immediately, before it falls into the wrong hands