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Formal scientist | Digital human rights activist: https://digital-justice.com
Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/@bram:noordstar.me
I'll start calling it a smartphone again when it lets me open a terminal and run some stuff, thank you very much.

Every app is an interface of an iCloud database.

You don't get to run programs on it, you just select an option provided to you by the App store.

At this point you cannot call an iPhone a smartphone anymore.

It's a remote.

Your brain finishes rebooting in docking bay 26. Trapped in a time bubble, you see a humanoid info-bot you recognise from the lab.

@vyivel Bouncer steps in your way: "Welcome back! It's so nice to see you again."

"Uh, thanks. Can I get in?"

"Now hold on a minute."

feeling kinda gross

Oh, the irony.

10 Mastodon boosts and I'll try find all the websites that improperly ask for cookies before letting you read an article about how such cookie prompts are illegal. πŸ•΅οΈβ€β™€οΈπŸͺβ›”

I've interacted with more people on the fediverse that I've thought, "I wouldn't mind meeting them in person." Than any other platform on my time on the internet.

Y'all rock, keep up the good vibes.

RT @[email protected]

Today, Albania and North Macedonia open accession negotiations with the EU.

A historic moment for the people of πŸ‡¦πŸ‡±πŸ‡²πŸ‡°.

We have supported you all the way, and we will continue to do so to welcome you to the EU.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: https://twitter.com/EU_Commission/status/1549296348918325248

European Commission πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Ί on Twitter

β€œToday, Albania and North Macedonia open accession negotiations with the EU. A historic moment for the people of πŸ‡¦πŸ‡±πŸ‡²πŸ‡°. We have supported you all the way, and we will continue to do so to welcome you to the EU.”

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