brainzap⚡

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drummer🥁 runner🏃 programmer👨‍💻 alien👽 fledgling roller skater🛼

lover of the glitchy, distorted, and pixelated

brainzap⚡May 24, 2024
When I started this account, brainzap⚡️was a nod to a withdrawal symptom from one of my meds. I started #ElectroConvulsiveTherapy (#ECT) last month so it’s now a direct reference to the particular treatment of shoving electricity through my brain to induce seizures twice a week. Do I know anyone on here in the electric shock club??
brainzap⚡Mar 29, 2024

“oh fuck off John Cleese”

It’s lunchtime and this is the first thing I’ve said out loud today. Living by myself is weird

brainzap⚡Mar 8, 2024
Enjoying microwave food by reading the cooking instructions in the style of Mitch Hedburg
brainzap⚡Mar 8, 2024

Microwave instructions: “rotate clockwise 1 half turn”

Umm… yeah, coz 1 half turn counter clockwise would totally fuck it up, right?

Also, rotate about which axis MF!?

brainzap⚡Mar 5, 2024
Trixter of the Moon CouncilMar 5, 2024
It’s wild how fast I lost interest in space travel when it stopped being presented as a collective accomplishment and became a competition between a handful of morally bankrupt white men.
brainzap⚡Mar 1, 2024

I got sick. I got fired.

So 2024 is shaping up just fucking awesome

brainzap⚡Feb 28, 2024

How hard would it be to indicate in this mastodon client the point at which I’ve reached 500 characters???

Fuck me. I’ve been on masto since April 2017 but dear god I get why people hate this platform, and it’s not having a home timeline algorithm…

brainzap⚡Feb 13, 2024

Happy Pancake Day!

I shall be celebrating by making pancakes “from scratch” for my kids and rebutting arguments of the form, “these are crepes!”

brainzap⚡Feb 3, 2024
covid test negative
*gestures to self* then explain this
brainzap⚡Nov 18, 2023
bit101Nov 17, 2023
animated concentric rotated rectangles