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Show threadcat with a thumb Dec 11
novelty penny press - "mr. president *salute*"
Show threadcat with a thumb Dec 11
pill press - "now there's a bitter pill"
wood chipper - "seems you've lost your bark"
paper press - "we can close the book on this one"
ice maker - "... in cold blood"
ice cream maker - "lactose intolerable"
cat with a thumb Dec 11
i'm making a list of machines that turn big objects into little objects and the one-liners i would say after pushing someone into them
cat with a thumb Nov 5
katie winsom versus katie losesome
Show threadcat with a thumb Oct 19
are you happy to see me, or have the gods fattened your purse?
cat with a thumb Oct 19
the communists are hacking into my dead wife's special breast (shrouds, 2024)
cat with a thumb Oct 18
lookin' for a short skirt with a fat coin purse
cat with a thumb Oct 15
She Is Conann (2023) - incredible film. this movie got our server of assorted gay communists so in love with The Most Violent Woman On Earth that when she was reborn yet again by the power of a Demon Dog Man into a pathetic but cunty nazi, every one of us would have willingly consumed her flesh and taken the curse within us (myself included). really powerful critique of culture & absolute beautiful cinema.
Show threadcat with a thumb Oct 8
five guys, ralsei, and fries
cat with a thumb Oct 8
ruh roh, ralsei!