milk wonders

@bozeii
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it’s actually illegal to make fun of me
livesin Massachusetts
does
pronounshe/him
[just then, BELCH HUGGINS walks down the stairs. the children gasp]
STRANGER THINGS KID: It's Belch Huggins!
BELCH HUGGINS: I'm Belch Huggins
watched the 2017 Remake of IT and had to pause the movie when I heard the bully's name was Belch Huggins
longing for the old days of social media where we all just posted how tall our dads were and other folks would leave a comment saying “wow that’s a tall dad”
Suppose there are twin brothers, one which always tells the truth and one which is always trying to own the libs. What one question could you ask to either one of the brothers to figure out which one he is?
getting tired of the same old spiders biting me in my sleep. Hoping to ‘mix it up’ a bit this fall
The humidity in my house has increased from Laundromat to Truck Nutz
Pre Malone
real getting up hours who up
Lana Del Beyblade
excitedly whispering "aww dirtbikes" at my desk