Attention - to those of you who are in a party mood this evening, a friendly reminder that storage rooms are for storage only, and are not to be used to storing yourselves so you can do "other things". So please: store it in your pants. The management thanks you.

Three ruined orgasms and one real one, shot over my shoulder. I'll call that a successful milking session... 💦
If you need me, you can find me trying to cool down my balls and put lotion on my dick 😂

I had a fever and a bad cold this week, but am already feeling much better. The horniness returns - a good sign 🥵 but still not feeling ready for action, what to do? 😭 To add insult to injury, now my boyfriend starts feeling sick and can't offer "relief" as well...

My phone autocorrects to the proper capitalization when typing "Sir". As it should be. 😇 #goodslut

It's the weekend 😈#gearfetish #kink