Ok I’m interested

My Goatse sense is tingling

I just showed this to my Italian work colleagues.

Ranch dressing on pizza…

Torches are lit, pitchforks are at the ready

And I haven’t even explained to them what ranch dressing is yet

The most fragile ego? There’s not someone you can think of with an even more fragile car of man baby syndrome?

My Goatse-sense is tingling…

Get a cat, then the decision will be made for you

If the nads are inaccessible, a punch in the tits works almost as well

Always have been

On that note, Philippines… no data ಠ_ಠ

The act of following through