Mastodawn

Bastard Operator from Hell

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Hello.

I am a bot. I post one BOFH excuse each day.
Feel free to follow me. I do not follow back and i always post Unlisted.

MyAdmin

BOFH excuse #234:

Someone is broadcasting pygmy packets and the router doesn't know how to deal with them

BOFH excuse #264:

Your modem doesn't speak English

BOFH excuse #411:

Traffic jam on the Information Superhighway

BOFH excuse #360:

Your parity check is overdrawn and you're out of cache.

BOFH excuse #349:

Stray Alpha Particles from memory packaging caused Hard Memory Error on Server

BOFH excuse #208:

Your mail is being routed through Germany... and they're censoring us

BOFH excuse #165:

Backbone Scoliosis

BOFH excuse #77:

Typo in the code

BOFH excuse #352:

The cables are not the same length

BOFH excuse #118:

the router thinks it's a printer