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🚨 Blue Team Con 2026🚨

We're moving! Join us at Swissotel Chicago on September 10-13, 2026.

We have many new things for all of you going into our SIXTH year. A conference for anyone working in information security - GRC, SOC, TI, Audit, Engineers, Architects, CISOs, and more!

Blake Dec 9

Johnny Xmas Dec 9

If having to start all over is what’s stopping you from leaving behind Spotify’s hate and war profiteering (not to mention the lowest artist payouts) I just transferred all of my favorites over to a new platform in just under four minutes with this. https://www.tunemymusic.com

Wiedergabelisten zwischen Musikdiensten übertragen | Tune My Music

Übertragen Sie Wiedergabelisten von einer beliebigen Musikplattform wie etwa Spotify, Apple Music, Deezer, YouTube, Google Play Music, TIDAL usw. zur anderen!

Tune My Music

Blake Nov 30

BSides312 Nov 30

Cyber Monday SALE! 🎉
Use code BS312-BF25 to get 25% off #BSides312 tickets for our 2026 event—now through 11:30pm CT Monday!
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BSides312 - Chicago's Hacking Conference

BSides312 is Chicago's biggest little non-profit hacking & information security conference.

Blake Nov 21

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Glyph Nov 21

LLMs are *absolute concentrated brain poison* for these folks. They try out the LLM to see if it can solve a few simple problems and then they extrapolate to more complex problems. Wrongly. They infer from social cues in their cohort, which are absolutely fucked by the amount of synthetic money (and maybe fraud?) driving a subprime-bubble type mania. They infer from the plausibility of its outputs, which are absolutely fucked because the job of these models is to produce plausible outputs.

Blake Nov 17

When doing private room karaoke, make sure to stagger your arrivals so the Ducktales theme is sung at least twice.

Blake Nov 15

Davey Nov 14

"If you're not on board with AI you're going to get left behind"

Boost if you'd like to be left behind and would consider paying extra for a life without this bullshit.

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3k boost edit: everyone who said a variant of "why should I pay" is right, but the world is wrong.

Blake Oct 9

Microsoft Oct 9

whatever you do, do NOT get yourself 1-3 years of ESU upgrades for free on windows 10 by going to https://massgrave.dev/ and following the instructions to run the open source script to run an exploit in windows enabling the activation of ESUs. You have to upgrade to windows 11. There's no other choice. You WILL make a Microsoft account and fill your OneDrive without even realizing

Microsoft Activation Scripts | MAS

An open-source Windows and Office activator featuring HWID, Ohook, TSforge, and Online KMS activation methods, along with advanced troubleshooting.

Blake Sep 17, 2025

Of all the sights in Vegas, a gas station with its neon signage in Comic Sans might be the worst.

Blake Sep 8, 2025

Picking my kid up from a school, saw a mom wearing a Cannibal Corpse shirt. I don't have a joke I only wanted to share that experience with you.

Blake Aug 28, 2025

Joe Słowik Aug 28, 2025

Here we go again