Spunky monochrome Monday #mcm

Monochrome Monday from the shower post-gym.

Stretching out on Thong Thursday

Happy Friday, kittens! May this weekend bring you as much relief as this load brought me!

I can't even describe how excited I am to be in Palm Springs for the next week, naked by the pool! 🤩

The boner is bonering on this Fat Cock Friday 🥵

I wasn't feeling a 5 am workout, but at least it got done

I, uh, don't think I can get away with wearing these new shorts at the gym. Gonna go over really well at Dolores Park though.

I started oral minoxidil today because topical Rogaine makes my scalp itch and blister. My doctor, a (lamentably straight, but still) adorable muscle cub, warned me it would cause increased body hair all over. I took a long mental drag off my cigarette and said "that will be a feature, not a bug."